Where is the time going?

       Wow, Last week we made an emergency run to upstate NY. Holy crap I used to be able to drive straight thru, phew. This year on the way up I slept 2.5 hours and on the way home 3.5 hours, so not too bad. The vehicle makes a difference. We are driving a big ass Cadillac Escalade. Its used but we wash it an everybody thinks its new. I priced a new one ahahahahahahahah, First they don't make the big one like we have the ESV. I believe that means extra special vehicle. heheheh. We have the big 6 liter engine. the carburetor is a coffee can on the top of the motor. When you push down on the gas pedal it just pours the gas in at a high rate hehehehehe. No really believe it our not we averaged 17 miles to the gal round trip. We were pretty light goin up but I cut down a big White birch tree and brought it home. I know birch burns fast but I will leave then whole n they will be a perfect parrty log. While Mag was wafting her Mom I painted from the moment I got up in the morning till dinner at 7pm. PHEW 15 gals of blue stain. I was looking like a smurf on thurs night. I think I still have soem blue on me.
         When I arrived home I was talking in a southern accent and blabbering strange stories about Pammy and Tammy = "Road Whores" heheheh There we was cruisin on the big road in SC. It is 4 lanes wide and if you are not goin 80 people are flashing lights and shit. Its the area where they used concrete and every 100 ft or so there is an expansion joint. So the road goes hummmm bump hummmmm bump   hummmm bump there is no falling asleep in SC. Any way we see this Black chick on the side of the road so Maggie being the Good Samaritan says lets stop and see if she needs a ride. Well slowin down the Escalade filled with a birch tree takes a good 1/4 mile. Up the black chick comes running , Maggie rolls her window down and with the biggest brightest gold teeth this chick says " Hi I'm Pamela and I'm a ROAD WHORE"
ahahahahahahah I said "hey this is my wife please have a little respect". She said " i'll take care of her too if you'll get me down to the next truck stop, I have to meet my friend Tammy and we r goin cross country. Three meals a day n a air conditioned sleeper." yewwwweeee them truckers r awfully nice guys ifn ya rub some skin on them and shift their shifter into high gear if ya know what I mean. I said"i'm gonna have to pass right now good luck" She said "no problem there will be some horney trucker coming along BYE"
        Another road experience for my book "On the road with Capt Dennis"  It is not released yet but keep an eye on www.ourhomeideas.com for a release.
         Iraqi Dinars Let me say it again Iraqi Dinars!!!   listen up people Iraqi Dinars~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


                                                                        

                                                                          My lovely wife and I in front of the Musso Retreat   


                                   

                         The Musso Retreat August 2010 Hand made by BillyBob Musso and his children and their partners! I have a nail in every part of that building!


                    

     Would you look at this staircase. It is a work of art. Everytime I go up or down those stairs I say "Man I love this staircase." Billybob cut a tree in half and then inserted to steps into slots that he cut. Freakin amazing the man is an artiste!!!


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  • 8/11/2010 11:08 PM blogass wrote:
    I feel like I'm riding a meteor. Time seems to speed up, as you age. I am concerned about old friends and would like to see some of us that are left for a reunion.

    I've been ill and am involved with a race for healthcare.

    I think they want to send a nurse to my house once a week. I hoped Maggie would know something about that, and we have some sort of karma festival, the good things of our youth, let them flow, let them flow, for yes the timeth disappears, and we are like sand on a beach. A grain that is all. Time doesn't think much about a grain of sand on a beach and that grain will be gone forever soon they don't last too long, not much value in the scheme of the earth, the universe.
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    1. 8/12/2010 8:59 AM captdennis & maggie wrote:
      ahh you are getting more and more explicative. hmm is that a word hmm. hey if you are gonna get a nurse Maggie works for Interim Home Health. You have the right to ask for what ever agency you want and then tell the agency that you want Maggie and she will come out as ur nurse. If your doc is suggesting it do it if you have medicare it costs you nothing. I went with Humana plus and have been thru a few doctors already. some of them are comlete assholes I walked out of dr gilbergs office in the middle of the exam. he says I'm gonna cut this med in half. I say why i been taking it for 3 years now. Its a narcotic he says. i say so????? it works why fuck with it? sheesh he replies that he can do anything he wants because he is the doctor. i just got up while he was writing and said the hell with that and left.
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  • 4/18/2011 4:27 AM kvartirnie wrote:
    What can you give a girl on her birthday?
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  • 4/18/2011 11:30 AM krasnobykow wrote:
    the author is absolutely right agree with every word
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    1. 4/18/2011 5:17 PM captdennis & maggie wrote:
      somewhere and i am not sure where!
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    2. 4/18/2011 5:19 PM captdennis & maggie wrote:
      if u are tling the truth come on over and you can work as an assistant hehehehe
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